[Bancuri] TheDude @ LCS

[TheDude @ LCS]

Joke: How do cows find their way home?
Answer: They follow the Milky Way.

Joke: How do deer keep their coats looking good?
Answer: They use pine combs.

[TheDude @ LCS]

 Joke: How do dentists fix dragon teeth?
Answer: With a fire drill.

Joke: How do dolphins make important decisions?
Answer: They flipper a coin.

[TheDude @ LCS]

Joke: How do fish start their fairy tales?
Answer: Once upon a SLIME.

Joke: How do fleas travel?
Answer: They itch hike.

[TheDude @ LCS]

Joke: How do ghosts greet each other on New Year’s Day?
Answer: “Happy Boo Year!”

Joke: How do groups of whales listen to music?
Answer: They use their i-PODS.

[TheDude @ LCS]

Joke: How do jackrabbits keep cool in the dessert?
Answer: The use ear-conditioning.

Joke: How do monkeys go downstairs?
Answer: They slide down the banana-ster.

[TheDude @ LCS]

 Joke: How do ocean creatures cross the ocean?
Answer: By taxi crab.

Joke: How do porcupines communicate?
Answer: Through spine language.

[TheDude @ LCS]

Joke: How do porcupines hug and kiss?
Answer: Very carefully.

Joke: How do porcupines play leapfrog?
Answer: Very carefully.

[TheDude @ LCS]

 Joke: How do rabbits keep in shape?
Answer: They do HARErobics.

Joke: How do rabbits travel?
Answer: In HARE-planes.

[TheDude @ LCS]

Joke: How do robins find their way to their nesting places?
Answer: They follow the “egg-sit” signs.

Joke: How do robins start their exercise routine?
Answer: With worm-ups.

[TheDude @ LCS]

Joke: How do skeletons send their mail?
Answer: By bony express.

 Joke: How do slugs get up mountains?
Answer: They slime to the top.

[TheDude @ LCS]

Joke: How do snails get their shells all shiny and clean?
Answer: They use snail polish.

Joke: How do snails greet each other?
Answer: “Long slime, no see.”

[TheDude @ LCS]

Joke: How do snails start their fairy tales?
Answer: Once upon a slime.

Joke: How do snakes sign their letters?
Answer: With hugs and hisses.

[TheDude @ LCS]

 Joke: How do termites travel?
Answer: By chew-chew train.

Joke: How do turkeys wake their friends on Thanksgiving morning?
Answer: With alarm clucks.
 

[TheDude @ LCS]

Joke: How do tyrannosaurs like their eggs?
Answer: Terri-fried!

Joke: How do wasps communicate?
Answer: Through bee-mail.

[TheDude @ LCS]

Joke: How do weeping willows remove splinters?
Answer: With tree-zers.

Joke: How do you divide an ocean in half?
Answer: Use a sea saw.

[TheDude @ LCS]

 Joke: How do you find a cheetah at night?
Answer: Use a spotlight.

Joke: How do you find your mosquito bites?
Answer: Start from scratch.

[TheDude @ LCS]

 Joke: How do you fix a smashed jack-o’-lantern?
Answer: With a pumpkin patch.

Joke: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Answer: You rock-it.

[TheDude @ LCS]

 Joke: How do you get a frog off your back car window?
Answer: Use a rear-window defrogger.

Joke: How do you keep a buffalo from charging?
Answer: Take away its credit card.
 

[TheDude @ LCS]

 Joke: How do you keep a dragon from going through the eye of a needle?
Answer: Tie a knot in its tail.

Joke: How do you keep a stinky salmon from smelling?
Answer: Hold its nose.

[TheDude @ LCS]

 Joke: How do you know when a bee is talking on the phone?
Answer: You hear a buzzy signal.

Joke: How do you know when a fish is playing hooky?
Answer: When it’s not in a school.

[TheDude @ LCS]

 Joke: How do you know when a vampire bat is sick?
Answer: It can’t stop coffin.

Joke: How do you know when a vampire is deathly sick?
Answer: It can’t stop coffin.

[TheDude @ LCS]

 Joke: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Answer: Tickle its funny bone.

Joke: How do you make a whale float?
Answer: Two scoops of ice cream, root beer, and a whale.

[TheDude @ LCS]

 Joke: How do you make a witch itch?
Answer: Take out the “W”.

Joke: How do you make friends with a squirrel?
Answer: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
 

[TheDude @ LCS]

Joke: How do you milk an ant?
Answer: First you get a really low stool.

Joke: How do you read a book about plants?
Answer: You leaf through it.

[TheDude @ LCS]

Joke: How do you say goodbye to a sick alligator?
Answer: “See you later, illigator.”

Joke: How do you spell mouse trap with 3 letters?
Answer: C-A-T.