[Bancuri] TheDude @ LCS

[TheDude @ LCS]

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

[TheDude @ LCS]

President Lincoln was approached by a woman after a political speech… If you were my husband I would poison your tea. Lincoln replied...if you are my wife I’ll gladly drink it.

[TheDude @ LCS]

Have you heard the joke about yoga. Nevermind its a bit of a stretch.

[TheDude @ LCS]

Where does a fast runner go to shop? The outlet mall.