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Prague is preparing an unforgettable night where tradition meets innovation. The Prague Music Festival 2026 will unite world-renowned orchestras, modern instrumentalists, and visionary composers on one of Europe’s most iconic stages. Visitors will experience a breathtaking fusion of classical masterpieces and bold contemporary sounds — enhanced by immersive lights, live visual art, and next-generation acoustic design. Whether you are a passionate fan of orchestral music or simply in search of a unique cultural moment, this event promises a magical atmosphere in the heart of Europe. Secure your place and be part of a musical journey that connects past, present, and future! Source : Festival du Printemps de Prague — Wikipédia

English: At the Zoo Visitor: Can I feed the animals? Zookeeper: Sure — but they prefer compliments over carrots. Visitor: Are they dangerous? Zookeeper: Only if you forget who’s boss. Visitor: How long is the tour? Zookeeper: Long enough for them to judge your snack choices. Visitor: Any discount? Zookeeper: Yes — if you promise not to hug the lions. Română: La grădina zoologică Vizitator: Pot să hrănesc animalele? Îngrijitor: Sigur — dar preferă complimentele în loc de morcovi. Vizitator: Sunt periculoase? Îngrijitor: Doar dacă uiți cine e șeful. Vizitator: Cât durează turul? Îngrijitor: Destul cât să judece alegerile tale culinare. Vizitator: Există reducere? Îngrijitor: Da — dacă promiți să nu îmbrățișezi lei.

English: At the Museum Visitor: Is this painting valuable? Curator: Yes — emotionally, for your wallet. Visitor: Can I touch it? Curator: Only if you like fingerprints as a new art form. Visitor: How long will the tour take? Curator: As long as it takes you to appreciate “modern art.” Visitor: Any discount for students? Curator: Yes — for surviving the gift shop without crying. Română: La muzeu Vizitator: Este valoroasă această pictură? Curator: Da — emoțional, pentru portofelul tău. Vizitator: Pot să o ating? Curator: Doar dacă îți plac amprentele ca formă de artă. Vizitator: Cât va dura turul? Curator: Atât cât îți ia să apreciezi „arta modernă.” Vizitator: Există reducere pentru studenți? Curator: Da — pentru cei care supraviețuiesc magazinului de suveniruri fără să plângă.

English : Hope grows strongest in the soil of adversity. Roumain : Speranța crește cel mai puternic în solul adversității.

English : Courage is not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it Roumain : Curajul nu este absența fricii, ci triumful asupra ei.

Morocco created the feat on Sunday night in Santiago, Chile, by beating Argentina 2-0 in the final of the U20 World Cup. Thanks to a brace from Yassir Zabiri in the 12th and 29th minutes, the Atlas Cubs dominated Argentina, six-time champions of the competition. The victory, obtained in front of 43,000 spectators, is a turning point for Moroccan football. It is the first time that Morocco has won this tournament, after eliminating France in the semi-finals on penalties (1-1, 5-4 penalty). This victory in the final against Argentina, the tournament favourites, marks the culmination of an exceptional journey. King Mohammed VI hailed the historic victory, calling the journey of the young Moroccans "heroic". This title is also a second title for Africa in the history of the U20 World Cup, after Ghana in 2009. This success reinforces Morocco's position as a great football nation. After finishing fourth at the 2022 World Cup in Qatar, becoming the first African team to reach the semi-finals, the country continues to confirm its rise. Morocco will host the 2025 Africa Cup of Nations and co-host the 2030 World Cup with Spain and Portugal.

Artist: Luke Muzzic Album Name: Outside Personal Best: Outside Underrated : Outside (David Laid - slowed to perfection) Overrated: Outside (slowed + reverb) Rating: 09/10 Image : Lien : YouTube Music Spotify :

Artist: Luke Muzzic Album Name: Where Have You Been Personal Best: Where Have You Been (Orchestra Remix) Underrated : Where Have You Been (slowed to perfection) Overrated: Where Have You Been (sped up to perfection) Rating: 10/10 Image : Lien : YouTube Music Spotify :

Legendary rock band Def Leppard has announced their return to European stages with a major arena tour for summer 2026, joined by Extreme as special guests. The tour will include shows in Sweden, Finland, Switzerland, Germany, as well as major UK dates in London and Manchester. The band promises a mix of surprises and classic hits for an unforgettable rock experience. Don’t miss a historic night of pure rock energy, where nostalgia meets electrifying live performance. Source: NME – DEF LEPPARD Announce LIVE 2026 UK/EUROPEAN Tour Dates

American post-hardcore band Thrice has announced a UK and European tour for 2026 in support of their new album Horizons/West. The tour will kick off in Copenhagen on March 4, with additional shows in Oslo, Stockholm, Berlin, Cardiff, Manchester, Glasgow, and Nottingham. This marks a rare opportunity to see the band live, performing fresh material with the raw intensity that defines their sound. Get ready to dive into an intense sonic world where every note hits with purpose. Source: Thrice announce 2026 UK and European tour

American post-hardcore band Thrice has announced a UK and European tour for 2026 in support of their new album Horizons/West. The tour will kick off in Copenhagen on March 4, with additional shows in Oslo, Stockholm, Berlin, Cardiff, Manchester, Glasgow, and Nottingham. This marks a rare opportunity to see the band live, performing fresh material with the raw intensity that defines their sound. Get ready to dive into an intense sonic world where every note hits with purpose. Source: Thrice announce 2026 UK and European tour

English: At the Pharmacy Customer: Do you have something for stress? Pharmacist: Yes — it’s called “turn off your phone.” Customer: How long until I feel better? Pharmacist: That depends — how attached are you to drama? Customer: Can I eat anything with this medicine? Pharmacist: Sure — but maybe avoid eating your feelings. Customer: Any discount? Pharmacist: Only if you agree to actually follow the instructions. Română: La farmacie Client: Aveți ceva pentru stres? Farmacist: Da — se numește „închide telefonul.” Client: Cât durează până mă simt mai bine? Farmacist: Depinde — cât de dependent ești de dramă? Client: Pot mânca orice cu acest medicament? Farmacist: Sigur — dar mai bine nu-ți mânca emoțiile. Client: Există reducere? Farmacist: Doar dacă promiți să urmezi instrucțiunile.

English: At the Hair Salon Client: Can you make me look younger? Hairdresser: Sure — but I’m a stylist, not a magician. Client: How long will it take? Hairdresser: Depends — how many bad hair years are we fixing? Client: Can you add more volume? Hairdresser: Of course — to the price as well. Client: Any discount? Hairdresser: Yes — if you promise not to cut your own bangs again. Română: La salon Client: Poți să mă faci să arăt mai tânăr? Stilist: Sigur — dar sunt hairstylist, nu vrăjitor. Client: Cât va dura? Stilist: Depinde — câți ani de tunsori proaste reparăm? Client: Poți să adaugi mai mult volum? Stilist: Desigur — și la preț, dacă vrei. Client: Există reducere? Stilist: Da — dacă promiți să nu te mai tunzi singur.

English : Even in ruins, truth stands taller than deceit. Roumain : Chiar și în ruine, adevărul stă mai presus de înșelăciune.

English : Fame is borrowed; integrity is earned. Roumain : Faima se împrumută; integritatea se câștigă.

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