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  1. English: At the Bookstore Customer: Is this book interesting? Seller: Yes — if you actually plan to read past page 5. Customer: Is it hard to understand? Seller: Only if your brain is on vacation. Customer: How long is it? Seller: Long enough to look smart while holding it. Customer: Any discount? Seller: Yes — if you buy something you’ll actually read. Română: La librărie Client: Cartea asta e interesantă? Vânzător: Da — dacă chiar citești mai mult de 5 pagini. Client: E greu de înțeles? Vânzător: Doar dacă mintea ta e în vacanță. Client: Cât de groasă este? Vânzător: Destul de groasă cât să pari inteligent ținând-o în mână. Client: Există reducere? Vânzător: Da — dacă cumperi ceva ce chiar vei citi.
  2. English: At the Yoga Class Student: Will this help me relax? Instructor: Yes — unless you think too much, which you will. Student: Is the pose difficult? Instructor: Only if you have bones… so yes. Student: How long is the session? Instructor: Long enough to question your flexibility and your life choices. Student: Any discount? Instructor: Yes — if you can touch your toes. Română: La cursul de yoga Elev: Mă va ajuta asta să mă relaxez? Instructor: Da — dacă nu te gândești prea mult, ceea ce sigur vei face. Elev: Poziția e dificilă? Instructor: Doar dacă ai oase… deci da. Elev: Cât durează sesiunea? Instructor: Destul cât să-ți pui la îndoială flexibilitatea și viața. Elev: Există reducere? Instructor: Da — dacă îți atingi degetele de la picioare.
  3. English : Character is revealed when no one is watching. Roumain : Personajul este dezvăluit atunci când nimeni nu se uită. Allemand : Der Charakter zeigt sich, wenn niemand zuschaut.
  4. English : Strength is born when you refuse to give up Roumain : Puterea se naște atunci când refuzi să renunți Allemand : Stärke entsteht aus der Weigerung aufzugeben.
  5. Artist: Vlxdimir Album Name: SLAVA FUNK! 2.0 Personal Best: SLAVA FUNK! 2.0 Underrated : SLAVA FUNK! 2.0 - Slowed Overrated: SLAVA FUNK! 2.0 - Super Slowed Rating: 09/10 Image : Lien : YouTube Music Spotify :
  6. Artist: Luke Muzzic and TommyMuzzic Album Name: Anxiety x The Less I Know The Better Personal Best: Anxiety x The Less I Know The Better Underrated : Anxiety x The Less I Know The Better (slowed to perfection) Overrated: Anxiety x The Less I Know The Better (sped up to perfection) Rating: 09/10 Image : Lien : YouTube Music Spotify :
  7. Sofia will transform into a glowing metropolis during the Night Horizon Festival 2026, an event uniting techno, trance, and immersive digital art installations. With neon-lit stages, 360° holographic screens, and futuristic soundscapes, the festival turns Bulgaria’s capital into a vibrant hub of underground culture and innovation. It’s a perfect destination for fans of intense, atmospheric electronic music. Step beyond the horizon and dive into a world where sound and light reshape your imagination. Source: https://festteam.bg/en/marcus-martinus-in-bulgaria-in-2026/
  8. Edinburgh will welcome thousands of visitors to the Highland Echo Festival 2026, where folk fusion, indie rock, and cinematic sound merge with Scotland’s majestic landscapes. Featuring castle-side stages and historic venues, the festival offers a deeply emotional musical experience rooted in culture, tradition, and modern creativity. It’s a journey into the soul of Scottish sound. Feel the spirit of the Highlands echo through every melody and awaken your sense of wonder. Source: Celtic Music Insider – Edinburgh Highland Echo Festival 2026 Announcement
  9. Valencia will heat up summer 2026 with the Solar Beats Festival, a vibrant celebration of dance, tropical house, and Mediterranean pop. Hosted along the city’s beaches and futuristic arts district, the event blends sunshine, culture, and high-energy performances from international artists. Music lovers will experience explosive nights under the warm Spanish sky, surrounded by color, rhythm, and ocean breeze. Let the sun fuel your energy and dance into nights filled with freedom, joy, and unforgettable music. Source: Spain Rhythm Report – Valencia Solar Beats Festival 2026 Lineup
  10. Yes, I understand, and I am sure about my decision. If the structure changes and I can help the server again in the future, I will apply once more. Thank you all
  11. Arch Linux 2025 brings a new lightweight installer, optimized systemd services, and advanced package management for power users. The release enhances GPU support, streamlines kernel updates, and introduces an AI-assisted package resolver to simplify dependency management. Arch Linux 2025 continues to show that flexibility and performance can coexist in the perfect Linux distribution. Sources: ArchLinuxNews, Phoronix, LinuxJournal
  12. Apple’s upcoming macOS Horizon adds an AI-powered Dock that predicts the apps you need, reorganizes based on usage patterns, and integrates seamlessly with Siri suggestions. New productivity tools include AI-assisted note-taking and real-time document summarization. macOS Horizon redefines desktop productivity, making your Mac smarter and more intuitive than ever. Sources: apple liquid glass: macOS Tahoe 26 launched at WWDC25: New ‘Liquid Glass’ design, iPhone mirroring & AI-powered spotlight - The Economic Times
  13. Sentinel Technologies has launched Sentinel AI Firewall, an autonomous cybersecurity system that detects and blocks advanced threats in real time. Using machine learning, it adapts to emerging malware patterns and provides automated response without human intervention. Early tests show a 50% reduction in intrusion attempts across enterprise networks. Sentinel AI Firewall proves that modern cybersecurity can be proactive, intelligent, and self-managing. Sources: Autonomous SOC Is a Journey, Not a Destination | Introducing The Autonomous SOC Maturity Model
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