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At the Repair Shop

Customer: Can you fix my phone quickly?
Technician: Sure — unless you want it to actually work afterward.

Customer: Is the damage serious?
Technician: Serious enough to question your life choices.

Customer: How much will it cost?
Technician: Less than a new phone, more than your patience.

Customer: Any discount?
Technician: Yes — if you admit you dropped it in the toilet.

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At the Library

Visitor: Is it quiet here?
Librarian: Yes — until you show up talking at full volume.

Visitor: Can you help me find a book?
Librarian: Of course — do you want to read it or just look smart?

Visitor: How long can I borrow it?
Librarian: Long enough for you to forget you borrowed it.

Visitor: Any late fees?
Librarian: Only if you return it in the next century.

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English: At the Spa

Client: Will this treatment make me look younger?
Therapist: Absolutely — from far away and in low lighting.

Client: Is the massage relaxing?
Therapist: Yes, unless you bring your problems with you.

Client: How long does it last?
Therapist: Long enough for you to forget your responsibilities.

Client: Any discount?
Therapist: Sure — if you stop calling stress “my lifestyle."

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At the Computer Store

Customer: Is this laptop fast?
Seller: Fast enough to keep up with you… barely.

Customer: Does it have good battery life?
Seller: Better than your sleep schedule.

Customer: How much storage does it have?
Seller: Plenty — unless you save memes like a collector.

Customer: Any deals today?
Seller: Yes — if you promise not to ask “Can it run Fortnite?” again.

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At the Pizza Place

Customer: Is the pizza fresh?
Chef: Fresh enough to make your diet cry.

Customer: Can I choose my own toppings?
Chef: Yes — as long as you don’t create a crime against food.

Customer: How long will it take?
Chef: Depends… how desperate are you for cheese?

Customer: Any special offer?
Chef: Yes — if you stop asking for pineapple debates.

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At the Travel Agency

Traveler: Is this trip relaxing?
Agent: Extremely — until you check your emails.

Traveler: Is the hotel nice?
Agent: Nice enough to forget your problems, not your credit card bill.

Traveler: How many days is the package?
Agent: Enough for a vacation, not enough for a personality change.

Traveler: Any discounts?
Agent: Sure — if you travel with zero expectations.

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At the Gym

Client: Will I get ripped quickly?
Trainer: Yes — if “ripped” means sore for a week.

Client: Is this machine easy to use?
Trainer: Easy to break your confidence, yes.

Client: How long until I see results?
Trainer: Depends… how fast do you get tired of exercising?

Client: Any discount?
Trainer: Sure — if you promise to stop eating cake afterward.

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At the Bank

Customer: Can I open an account today?
Teller: Of course — if you bring patience instead of money.

Customer: Are there any fees?
Teller: Only the emotional ones.

Customer: How long will it take?
Teller: Long enough to regret not bringing a book.

Customer: Any special offer?
Teller: Yes — if you stop asking for free pens.

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At the Art Class

Student: Will I learn to draw well?
Instructor: Yes — if “well” means confidently wrong.

Student: Is this technique difficult?
Instructor: Only if you fight with your pencil.

Student: How long until I improve?
Instructor: Depends… how dramatic are you when you make a mistake?

Student: Any discount?
Instructor: Sure — if you stop calling doodles “masterpieces.”

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At the Pet Groomer

Owner: Can you make my dog look neat?
Groomer: Absolutely — but I can’t fix his attitude.

Owner: Is the grooming painful?
Groomer: Only for me if your dog hates baths.

Owner: How long will it take?
Groomer: Depends on how many times he tries to escape.

Owner: Any special offer?
Groomer: Yes — if your dog promises not to bite the brush again.

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At the Bakery

Customer: Are the pastries fresh?
Baker: Fresh enough to ruin your diet instantly.

Customer: Is this cake sweet?
Baker: Sweet enough to make your dentist cry.

Customer: How long will my order take?
Baker: As long as it takes you to decide between “just one” and “five.”

Customer: Any discount today?
Baker: Yes — if you stop calling croissants “bread with curves.”

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At the Cinema

Viewer: Is the movie good?
Staff: Very — unless you hate fun.

Viewer: How long is it?
Staff: Long enough for you to forget your responsibilities.

Viewer: Are the seats comfortable?
Staff: Comfortable enough to fall asleep during the best scene.

Viewer: Any deals on tickets?
Staff: Yes — if you don’t ask for spoilers.

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At the Plant Shop

Customer: Will this plant be easy to take care of?
Seller: Yes — unless you forget it exists.

Customer: Does it need a lot of sunlight?
Seller: Just enough to remind you the sun is still a thing.

Customer: How often should I water it?
Seller: As often as you check your phone — but maybe a bit less.

Customer: Any discount?
Seller: Sure — if you promise not to turn it into a houseplant ghost.

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At the Electronics Store

Customer: Are these headphones good?
Employee: Good enough to ignore everyone’s bad opinions.

Customer: Do they have noise-cancellation?
Employee: Strong enough to silence your regrets.

Customer: How long does the battery last?
Employee: Longer than your motivation, probably.

Customer: Any deals available?
Employee: Yes — if you stop pretending you’re a DJ.

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At the Hotel Reception

Guest: Is the room quiet?
Receptionist: Yes — unless your neighbors exist.

Guest: Does it have a good view?
Receptionist: Great enough to make you forget the price.

Guest: How long can I stay?
Receptionist: As long as you don’t pretend it’s your new home.

Guest: Any discounts available?
Receptionist: Yes — if you don’t ask for a “free upgrade” twice

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At the Online Store Support

Customer: Where is my order?
Support: Somewhere between the warehouse and your patience.

Customer: Can I track it?
Support: Yes — but it won’t make it arrive faster.

Customer: What if it arrives late?
Support: Then it will match your expectations.

Customer: Any compensation?
Support: Sure — emotional support and a tracking number.