BunnyRyu

16:20

Elf

Granted, time stands still whenever you want. But because time is stopped, kinetic energy doesn't exist. You can't move a frozen glass to take a drink, you can't open a door, and you can't even move a blanket off a bed,everything in the entire world becomes an immovable, solid object that feels like it's welded in place. I wish to be a wolf.

empathy

No @Storm Razor

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Yes @Mingo

21:37

Euro

Granted, you can teleport anywhere in the blink of an eye! However, your clothes, shoes, and anything you are holding do not come with you. Every single time you teleport, you arrive completely naked and empty-handed. I wish to have many plushies!

Nope @KNoSound

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Granted, you have a fully functional time machine. The catch? It can only travel exactly 5 seconds into the future, and it takes a 10-minute unskippable ad and loading screen to boot up every single time you want to use it. I wish to have ac right now.

Granted, you no longer have a job! However, because you are always home, your family, friends, and neighbors realize you have unlimited free time. You are now stuck doing everyone’s lawn mowing, house cleaning, and grocery runs 14 hours a day—all completely for free. I wish to become Elon Musk

Yes @Fercu1

I wish I had a big house.

Rose

13:14

email

No @Monsteerr.

Voted

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Godspeed

16:28

Dejected